Dear Immature Neighbor:
This is just a letter of thanks for your door-side present. Although it was a true surprise to find a bag of doggie do-do sitting at my front door yesterday, I believe the real surprise was that you were immature enough to place it there. Unaware that my autistic son did not pick up after our dog on a recent trip out, I was not expecting to come home to a bag of crap at my front door. So let me take the time to thank you for not coming to my door and expressing concern over my son forgetting to clean up after our pooch. -Or picking up the phone to give me a quick heads up that I needed to take care of some business. Thank you for leaving a nasty note with doggie do at my door and neglecting to sign the letter. Thank you for acting less mature than my autistic child. Oh- and thank you for giving me the opportunity to resolve the issue and clean up missed doggie-do before leaving a pile of crap at my door.
It is neighbors like you who really make it a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighbor
4 comments:
OMG I love this! this is another reason I am happy I dont have neighbor close by!!!!!!! Great pic!
Oh my word - this did not really happen!?! What is wrong with people?
that is priceless! my neighbors would love it as well, although they would prob rest a beer can on the tuckus!
Wow! What a JERK! I'm so sorry that you have a neighbor like that! Ugh! So frustrating! Hope he or she reads the post on your blog!
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